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Son was crying Father came and said: why r u crying? tell me I m your best friend na? Son: kuch nahi yaar ice cream ziyada mang li thi to teri wali ne mara hay.

Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay? Jab aap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon aor koi aa kar kahe.. China Hy?

The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.

Cutest Proposal A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home. & Asks , Do U Belive In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again..

human faal in love, that is normal. cowes eat grass, that is ok. but when z monkey press a mobile keybored amazing!!! r u still pressing?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is 1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay! Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

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